Speaking of beef behaving badly, apparently a pair of lascivious cattle decided to hold up traffic outside of Pittsburgh in order to have sex in the middle of a highway, causing a traffic jam and outshining the parkway pig.
“It’s right in the construction zone so it’s making a big mess out there,” Trooper John Corna said.
The bull rebuffed any notion of interruptus and police had to summon Pennsylvania Farm Bureau personnel. They coaxed the animals into custody.
In other news, while digging up the link to this amusing article using the search terms “cow sex road,” an article about the Queen’s diamond jubilee was the fifth result. I’m not sure what that’s about, but congratulations to her majesty nonetheless.